Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Instructions

I have invented an exciting new game.  The rules are as follows:

1. Obtain one (1) human-sized foot. No prosthetics.
2. Place foot near to fellow player.
3. Wait for signal (one leg, quivering, raised slightly above the ground) that attack is imminent.
4. Move foot sharply to one side.
5. Allow fellow player to again get near to foot.
6. Repeat, until you or fellow player is tired.*


*N.B. Fellow Player will never become tired. Ever.


3 comments:

Johannes said...

Awesome. Unlawfully cute. I never thought i'd like a small dog, but The Bink has spirit, and a determined gleam in his eye. I like the cut of his jib. He'll go far.

BTW Augmentin is the antibiotic of choice for dog bites (we call it "Dogmentin").

ANCIANT said...

Oh, he has spirit. He says, ruefully, as he attempts to disentangle masking tape from the haunch of a small, fastly-moving dog....

Johannes said...

I can actually see in the picture your right fifth toe becoming red with cellulitis. Gaseous gangrene is surely soon to follow.