"Playing is for pleasure"

If, like me, you feel the need to hear Master Shake say, "you'll find the back of my hand very displeasing" at least once a week, go here. My friend Will has gone to the trouble to collect many of the greatest sound clips from the greatest show in the history of human existence (well, except The Love Boat) in one place. It takes about a minute to load, but it's well worth it.