tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6938931586617910694.post3500976851130769536..comments2023-11-02T02:36:58.544-07:00Comments on A New Career In A New Town: Saturday NightANCIANThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09285364186147332858noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6938931586617910694.post-4403823100723489172008-11-04T11:20:00.000-08:002008-11-04T11:20:00.000-08:00Dear Larger Dog,Cheese? What is this thing called...Dear Larger Dog,<BR/><BR/>Cheese? What is this thing called cheese? No one has ever given me a taste, or even a smell. <BR/><BR/>They do give me bits of ground pork sometimes, though. Ummmm. Pork.ANCIANThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09285364186147332858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6938931586617910694.post-28111227203149567482008-11-04T08:01:00.000-08:002008-11-04T08:01:00.000-08:00Dear Smaller Dog,Since I am bigger and older, I'll...Dear Smaller Dog,<BR/><BR/>Since I am bigger and older, I'll tell you some stuff.<BR/><BR/>See, sometimes they go away. I don't know why. Occasionally one of them tries to explain it all to me beforehand, which is how I can tell that they're leaving. <BR/><BR/>If they're packing a bag, it's a bad sign. If they are getting out the dog crate it's a *really* bad sign. If they're just putting on coats and getting their handbags, it's not so bad. <BR/><BR/>But the great thing is, they always come back! That's what's great about them.<BR/><BR/>Also, they feel guilty. So they'll give you cheese.<BR/><BR/>-PuppyCartoonistehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14005217269249277853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6938931586617910694.post-50861995333867021272008-11-03T23:33:00.000-08:002008-11-03T23:33:00.000-08:00Perhaps if you spent some time shredding and eatin...Perhaps if you spent some time shredding and eating cardboard WITH him,...Johanneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14117957759676479212noreply@blogger.com